#powerful-story

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."