"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."
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"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."
"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"
"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."
"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."
"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."