#powerful-story

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."