#powerful-story

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."