#powerful-story

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."