#powerful-story

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."