#powerful-story

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."