#powerful-story

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."