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"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Nerd life is just so much better than regular life."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"I had to learn to live without you and I couldn't make sense of it, because I left so much of me inside of you."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"I would like to be a one-man multinational fashion phenomenon."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."