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"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Because you’re a creation of God, you reflect the Divine qualities of creativity, wisdom, and love."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."