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"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Its dark and I’m reading my scars because our moments remind me of where I should be."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Death is the easy part, the hard part is living and knowing you could be so much more then you’re willing to be."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."