#relationships

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"The girl was grateful to the young man for every bit of flattery; she wanted to linger for a moment in its warmth and so she said, 'You're very good at lying.''Do I look like a liar?''You look like you enjoy lying to women,' said the girl, and into her words there crept unawares a touch of the old anxiety, because she really did believe that her young man enjoyed lying to women."

"Bad luck with women is a determined man's road to success. For every affliction, he makes, out of indignation, yet another advancement in order to exceed the man that the woman chose over him. This goes to show that great men are made great because they once learned how to fight the feeling of rejection."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"Our wounds are often the openings into the best and most beautiful part of us."

"And you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the time"

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you."

"Faith doesn't get you around problems in life and relationships, it gets you through it."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"It is an absolute human certainty that no one can know his own beauty or perceive a sense of his own worth until it has been reflected back to him in the mirror of another loving, caring human being."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."