More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."
"Necessity may be the mother of invention, but who is the father? Don’t look at me! I wore a condom."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"You don’t need batteries for an introduction. Buy my Networking in a Box today and see for yourself. (Handshakes sold separately.)"
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."