More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."