#relationships

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"All I want from you is to trust me with what little you can, and grow in loving people around you with the same love I share with you. It's not your job to change them, or to convince them. You are free to love without an agenda."

"But I think we both knew, even then, that what we had was something even more rare, and even more meaningful. I was going to be his friend, and was going to show him possibilities. And he, in turn, would become someone I could trust more than myself."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"I'll miss looking through the forest–your green and hazel eyes. I love the way they shimmered and changed shade with your mood, and how I could see the desire in your emerald gaze.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz"

"Christopher McCandless:"I will miss you too, but you are wrong if you think that the joy of life comes principally from the joy of human relationships. God's place is all around us, it is in everything and in anything we can experience. People just need to change the way they look at things."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"I’d fight for your love like I’m Tyler Durden. I want you to hit on me as hard as you can."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"I hate the way, once you start to know someone, care about them, their behavior can distress you, even when it's unreasonable and not your fault, even if you were really trying to be careful, tactful."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."