#relationships

"If we are to feel the positive feelings of love, happiness, trust, and gratitude, we periodically also have to feel anger, sadness, fear, and sorrow."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"nothing in this world was more difficult than love."

"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"I need to figure out the secret. I need to work out how to keep things flying back to me instead of always flying away."

"Tell me whom you haunt and I’ll tell you who you are."

"Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upset, but ultimately I’d make myself a new invisible cloak, to replace the one you stole."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Never judge someone by their relatives."