#relationships

"What if we just acknowledged that we have a bad relationship, and we stuck it out, anyway? What if we admitted that we make each other nuts, we fight constantly and hardly ever have sex, but we can't live without each other, so we deal with it? And then we could spend our lives together -- in misery, but happy to not be apart."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Just start off with the same goals in mind. If you have the same values, same goals then you'll be on track for the same future."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Mismatches destroy us all, even the most tender ones, and most never have the courage to break someone else's heart to follow their own."

"At the end of the day I went to this place where your memories left footsteps on my skin and the breath of your touch stained my desire. Yea, it was one of those nights where I needed you the most."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"You know someone's right for you when the things they don't have to say are even more important than the things they do."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"The day he moved out was terrible – That evening she went through hell.His absence wasn’t a problemBut the corkscrew had gone as well."