#relationships

"Nostalgia is being blind to the bad and only remembering the good. Thinking about all the love I had for her is a positively Helen-Kelleresque experience."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"If a man, who says he loves you, won’t tell you the details of a private conversation between him and another woman you can be sure he is not protecting your heart. He is protecting himself and the women he has feelings for. Wise women simply see things as they are, not as their low self-esteem allows."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Love is a boomerang dripped in honey, in that it emanates from me just as surely as it will return to me. Still, I think I’d much rather wash my hands and be done with it."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"I held her gaze as I held her in my arms. With all that holding I couldn’t hold on to the moment, and it slipped past me into the lonely past."

"I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Maybe what this is. What we have, is something that will save us from ourselves."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"When God knows you're ready for the responsibility of commitment, He'll reveal the right person under the right circumstances."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."