#relationships

"The memory of her love shimmers the way white light ripples gently on the midnight river, and I am currently thirsting to swim in the current that will flow downstream into her wading and waiting arms."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Just because you discover that you may like somebody after all, it doesn't necessarily mean there's any attraction."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."

"He is your friend who pushes you nearer to God."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead"

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"I use two yards of wrapping paper per one inch of present. Luckily I gave you the gift of love, so I was able to wrap it in tinfoil. Uncover before reheating."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."

"Each store will fulfil some of your needs, but no individual store can meet all of your needs. Learning how to set realistic expectations now and in future relationships requires you to examine each of the existing stores to see what they can offer."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"I love you, he thought, because you are honest with me and because you are willing to speak the truth to me when others might seek to curry favor instead. I love you because you are in this bed with me, not trying to conceive the much-awaited next generation of Windhams, but just holding my hand.-- Gayle Windham"