#relationships

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."

"Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love."

"You will be a great queen when you come back, you know. And someday you'll love me the way you love your wolf."

"I pictured Cupid sitting in a crappy little bar, drunk and depressed, while he moaned to the bartender, "That Jasmine Parks, gods, she pisses me off! Did you see what she just did? Totally blew off this immortal stud to play kiss-the-boo-boo with a fickle little rent-a-cop. Why? 'Cause she's the biggest chickenshit on the planet! I'm ready to toss my bow and pick up a bazooka!"

"If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked."

"Love spiritually, not strategically."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"You fit into melike a hook into an eyea fish hookan open eye"

"I had a dream about you. We were running on the beach, holding hands. It was a nude beach, but we were the only ones wearing clothes. You wore a bikini, and I wore my dead grandma’s dress—with my grandma still in it."

"The Sacred and The Scared. Which of these two categories does your love fall under? I should write a love poem on a rolled-up scroll so you’d know which one categorizes mine."

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"We know from daily life that we exist for other people first of all, for whose smiles and well-being our own happiness depends."

"I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater."

"I don't deserve you. I'm not made for relationships. I know I'm going to fuck this up. I'm going to drive you away or do something to hurt you, and you'll be added to my list of people I screwed over. You should walk away now."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."