#relationships

"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."

"A relationship isn't something that has to be created in a day or perfected in a day. Part of the game is to keep working on it. It's something that'll always be just a little flawed."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"I may not always be with you But when we're far apartRemember you will be with meRight inside my heart"

"You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves."

"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."

"I am so extreme that I do parkour like a caterpillar gyrates. My movements are slow and methodical, but eventually my free running takes flight. I love the same exact way, and my romance has the essence of a butterfly."

"Don't. Don't let's pretend when there's no one around."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."