#relationships

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"I don't understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There's only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating?"

"Even if toxic people are right about what is "good,"they are wrong if the approach is not healthy."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Living together/ is one move closer/ to living apart"

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"The words I love you form an oral floral phrase that's so fragrant it can overpower even the most flagrantly foul-mouthed utterance."

"I had a dream about you. We went for a walk, though we didn’t hold hands because we went in separate directions. As I walked alone I thought about how you had the funniest way of showing affection to me."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"To love is to soar in the wild unexpectedly."

"If a girl starts out all casual with a guy and she doesn't tell him that she wants a relationship, it will never become a relationship. If you give the guy the impression that casual is okay with you, that's all he'll ever want. Be straight with him from the start. If he gets scared and runs away, he wasn't right for you."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Don't be a fool. Don't give up something important to hold onto someone who can't even say they love you."

"Vodka in the shape of a human body would be an excellent dancing partner. I'm a bring my own chaser kind of lover."

".."I don't even know her yet..but if she could see me right now, I'd want her to know that I love her.."~E.L.~"

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."