#relationships

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."

"only someone who is ready for everything, who doesn't exclude any experience, even the most incomprehensible, will live the relationship with another person as something alive and will himself sound the depths of his own being."

"When a person is punished for their honesty they begin to learn to lie."

"When I touched her body,I believed she was God.In the curves of her formI found the birth of Man,the creation of the world,and the origin of all life."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater."

"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Love tames the benumbed beast. A man is put to use regarding a woman's physical safety, but a woman is put to use regarding a man's mental safety."

"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."

"I've heard that people stand in bad situations because a relationship like that gets turned up by degrees. It is said that a frog will jump out of a pot of boiling water. Place him in a pot and turn it up a little at a time, and he will stay until he is boiled to death. Us frogs understand this."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."