#relationships

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"We are the sum of all people we have ever met; you change the tribe and the tribe changes you."

"There is no mystery-- that's the beauty of it. We are entirely explicable to each other, and yet we stay. What a miracle that is."

"No, I am never setting foot in this house again it scares me and makes me sad and I wish you could be a mom whose eyes worked but I don't think you can."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder."

"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"We kiss all the time."I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.""A smug expression crosses his face. "I don't buy it for a second, 'cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.""A reminder of w-w-what?""That you were mine."

"Then i imagined a lifetime of having to cry to get him to be kind, and I went back to no again."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everyhwere."

"Of course it hurt that we could never love each other in a physical way. We would have been far more happy if we had. But that was like the tides, the change of seasons--something immutable, an immovable destiny we could never alter. No matter how cleverly we might shelter it, our delicate friendship wasn't going to last forever. We were bound to reach a dead end. That was painfully clear."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle, but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else."

"Physical love is unthinkable without violence."