#relationships

"I hide how I feel, and I hide the fact that I hide how I feel, but I can't bury the past without having a funeral of the heart."

"I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to do with me."

"It's always seemed to me that flirtation is a man's device for avoiding responsibility. He can say whatever he wants and knows he won't be taken seriously."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."

"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."

"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."

"One minute of reconciliation is worth more than a whole life of friendship!"

"You think that holding someone hard will bring them closer. You think that you can hold them so hard that you'll still feel them, embossed on you, when you pull away.Every time Eleanor pulled away from Park, she felt the gasping loss of him."

"Physical love is unthinkable without violence."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."