#sacred-teachings

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."