#sacred-teachings

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."