#sacred-teachings

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."