#sacred-teachings

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."