#sacred-teachings

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."