#sacred-teachings

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."