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"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."
"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."
"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."
"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."
"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."
"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."
"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."
"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."
"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."
"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."