#sacred-teachings

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters."