#sacred-teachings

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

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"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."