#sacred-teachings

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."