#sacred-teachings

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."