"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."
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"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."
"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."
"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."
"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."
"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."
"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::"
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."
"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."
"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."
"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."
"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."
"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."