#sacred-teachings

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."