#sacred-teachings

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."