#sacred-teachings

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."