#sacred-teachings

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

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"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."