#sacred-teachings

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."