#sacred-teachings

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Witchcraft vs. Wordcraft [10w] Covens of witches convened at their annual unconventional Coven’s Convention."