#sacred-teachings

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."