#sacred-teachings

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."