#sacred-teachings

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."