#sacred-teachings

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"