#sacred-teachings

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."