#sacred-teachings

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."