#sacred-teachings

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Quote words that affirmall men and women are yourbrothers and sisters."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."