#sacred-teachings

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

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"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."