#sacred-teachings

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."