#sacred-wisdom

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."