#sacred-wisdom

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."