#sacred-wisdom

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."