#sacred-wisdom

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."