#sacred-wisdom

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."