#sacred-wisdom

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."