#sacred-wisdom

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."